Paroles de <3

I opened up a new tab, multitasking for the win.
Youtube, Myspace, Facebook, I can handle it.
Get up the nerve to @reply charlieskies,
Twitter-whore is a name I never really mind.

I tweet random things just to be popular,
Act cute on youtube just to get subscribers.
I'm a total bitch on Myspace, I even hate mail Tom.
I've been blocked so many times, they call me blocking bomb.

I send less than three's, just to be flirtatious.
When I send bracket L i'm just being dangerous.
I never LOL i lawl kthx.
Everyone else is just a fucking skank.

I love to lawl inside my head,
My Msn is never dead.
I download all my music for free,
then comment telling the celebrities.

I make the little girls cry,
Hide behind my keyboard every single night.
I make all the boys comment me.
Responding with, 'OMG, you LOVE me?'

I send less than three's, just to be flirtatious. I've been hacked so many times,
they call me hacked up whore.
I've gotten all my fans so quick,
they try it even more.

Kiss my ass for a spot on top friends,
Whore me out the ying yang and maybe i'll pretend;
Pretend that we're close, pretend that you're not gross.

I send less than three's, just to be flirtatious.
When I send bracket L i'm just being dangerous.
I never LOL i lawl kthx.
Everyone else is just a fucking skank.

Yeah, you're a fucking skank.

Oh, but you love me?

I guess you're just a slut!